The Texas Law Hawk Has Some Holiday Reminders For You

Kinja'd!!! "PatBateman" (PatBateman)
12/04/2016 at 14:06 • Filed to: Cops Hate Santa, Law Hawk

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Bryan Wilson is what you get when you send an Aggie to Texas Tech to get their law degree. It’s dangerous to mix schools here in the Lone Star State. Also, remember your rights.


DISCUSSION (5)


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > PatBateman
12/04/2016 at 14:13

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I only listen to one Texan legal opinion

https://twitter.com/JusticeWillett/status/804926767375024129


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > For Sweden
12/04/2016 at 14:43

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He might just be the most likable public servant in Texas.


Kinja'd!!! DipodomysDeserti > PatBateman
12/04/2016 at 16:28

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He left out the part where the cop “smells weed” and pulls the driver out at gunpoint, then searches the vehicle anyway.


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > DipodomysDeserti
12/04/2016 at 18:28

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He sorta did. “Always be courteous”. If there’s no weed in the car, the attorney can argue that it was an unreasonable and unlawful search.


Kinja'd!!! DipodomysDeserti > PatBateman
12/04/2016 at 21:44

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Ahhh yes, the “always be courteous” clause of the 4th amendment. Also known as the “don’t get shot” clause.